so i went to pee and now my computer is covered in dead insects?
“Ugh, I’m so sick of living here.” The upperclass white girl tweeted on her 32gb white iPhone 4S while listening to music on her 15 inch Mac Book Pro laying on her king sized bed in her air conditioned two story suburban home after her parents refused to buy her the 2013 edition of her 2012 car.
“This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.
I did absolutely nothing today
and it felt g r e a t
twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk dat ass
- do work, make money
- don’t do work, don’t make money