May 2011
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April 2011
you know how when you’re petting a cat, and you can tell when you get to a spot that’s like ‘THE SPOT’ and you can tell that it feels sooo nice for that cat because the cat is just like, closing its eyes and purring and being like ‘yeeeeeeeeee’ and you can just tell that you’re doing it right and you are fulfilling your cat petting duties. That’s the best.
John Divola published a book in 1997 of photos taken using a ten second timer and a powerful set of legs.
Hahaha yess i’ve seen that. Top five favorite gifs.
I’ll follow you again, I keep forgetting

Marry Me?!
In case anyone was wondering.
The Judge told me “If smiles counted for anything, I’d waive the charge right now” and also “You get one free bite from the apple.” Soooo basically I don’t have to pay $50.

april showers bring stupid assholes who don’t know how to drive in the rain and crash their cars all the fuck over the highway
So you’re playing a song on your ipod and you know exactly what song you want to play next, and the song after that, but you don’t want to make an on-the-go playlist because then you have to go back and forth between “playlists” and “songs” and you don’t want to have to be lying in wait ready to pounce once the current song ends
SO the idea is that you get to like pick and mark the next song you want to play and your ipod will play it after the current song is over. And if you forget to tag it shuffles. No stress.
I’m getting wicked souped to go to traffic court tomorrow.
I’m all prepared with my statement and photos and shit. Should be a bucket of laughs.

I gave blood today. I’m not saying that I’m a hero or anything, but they say a pint of blood saves three lives, soooo… I’m pretty much a hero. Feel free to give me the key to the city or whatever.

I am literally so high right now. I haven’t been this high in many months.
But Adele has such a soulful voice. She is full of soul. I’m talking to Dominique about this right now. Her voice is so sincere and genuine. Its like she makes you feel her feelings and emotions and it’s so powerful. You can literally just sit there and listen to it and its like watching a movie or looking at art, because the emotion makes it so multidimensional. And when she isn’t singing she is such an incredible person in real life. I have so much respect and admiration.

True Life: I get scared by my own reflection on a regular basis

